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Christian Pick-up Lines

It's a little frightening, but I could imagine a couple of my guy friends saying these.

Christian Pick-up Lines:
1) Nice bible.
2) I would like to pray with you.
3) You know Jesus? Me too.
4) God told me to come talk to you.
5) I know a church where we could go and talk.
6) How about a hug, sister?
7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.
9) Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11
10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
12) I am here for you.
13) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?
14) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15) Do you want to come over and watch the Ten Commandments tonight?
16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17) Would you happen to know a Christian woman (man) that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18) Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do."
19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
24) Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.

4) God told me to come talk to you.
Eh, that would possibly freak me out.

10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Someone said that to my once, but it was a joke.

13) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?
That would get creativity points from me.

16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Groan-worthy.

I don't fall for lines, but if they're that popular, someone must. *shrug*

Till next I write!

It's the waiting that will kill ya

For some reason, waiting for a reply to an e-mail has always been one of the hardest things for me to do. I, selfishly enough, want instantaneous answers to any communication done over the internet. Ok, so maybe instant isn't exactly what I want, but I don't like to wait for more than 24 hours. Personally, I usually answer e-mail in more of a 48 hour window, but there are times when I take longer. Such as, it is now Sunday, and there is a poor little e-mail from an out of town friend that has been sitting there since Thursday. How mean of me.
What brings this little rant on, is that I sent 3 e-mails on Wednesday evening. I got one answer. I have checked my e-mail something like 3 times more than average since then. I have seriously considered canceling one group listing that I am subscribed to, simply because of the false hope that seeing "New E-mail" on my home page brings. "New E-mail" can be such a pleasant thing to see, but when you realized that it's just a large note of various people discussing Lord of the Rings, you get a little disappointed. At least, I do.
I keep telling myself in my head, that as soon as I stop anticipating the reply, it will come. (It really works that way with one person that I e-mailed, I don't know how he does it, really, it's always just the day that I give up on him replying that I see a note from him sitting in my inbox) But of course, I can't stop expecting that reply.
You want to know how bad it is? I checked my e-mail at the library! It's not like I don't have internet access at home. But I purposefully walked up to that express e-mail station and checked my mail, in public!
I need a hobby...

Till next I write!

I am Mario. I like to jump around, and would lead a fairly serene and aimless existence if it weren't for my friends always getting into trouble. I love to help out, even when it puts me at risk. I seem to make friends with people who just can't stay out of trouble. What Video Game Character Are You?